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Millicent and Madison

by Fugdale

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Official music video: bit.ly/Oonuse

Millicent is a chunky monkey and Madison is a toothy oogly. We are not going to let them come to your party. Fugdale wreaks havoc on the poor nerdy kids at school. If you've ever been bullied, you might take heart that there are still worse kids out there.

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Millicent is a chunky monkey,
Sings like a donkey,
Smells like a cheese from France.
Sniff her when you get a chance.

Millicent is a cooky poochie,
Shaves her nipples and shakes her booty
With a dance–a dance in her poopy pants.

So don't let her come to your party.
Cause Nancy and Ted will be there.
And they don't want to share their beer
With a snoozy floozy,
Stinky tina,
Yellow polka dotted preener,
Lazy lucy,
Hairy Carrie,
Snatchy patchy,
Very scary girl,
Like Miliscent.

Madison is a toothy oogly,
Tapes his glasses,
Thin as a blade of grass.
Makes you wanna kick his ass.

Madison grows grody toenails,
Eats his boogers and saves his nose-hairs in a glass.
I'm gonna smear him after class.

So don't let him come to the party.
Cause Kelroy and Jen will be there
And they won't want to stare all night
At a goony loony,
Squawky,
Geeky,
Snotty,
Sniffling,
Spastic,
Queefy,
Four-eyed poop stain,
Wedgy magnet,
Condescending,
Mathematical guy,
Like Madison.

Let's throw rocks at Madison.
Let's throw bones at Millicent.
Let's throw rocks at Madison.
Let's throw Millicent a bone.

Don't let them come to the party,
Cause if they are there, I will die.
Cause I don't want to sit between
A sloppy pair, with sticky fingers
And gorgonzola breath that lingers,
Chortle snorting,
Acne'd faces,
Toilet-dunking mental cases,
Both a lot like me.

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released June 19, 2012

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Fugdale Seattle, Washington

Andy P. Fugdale is a musician, entertainer, comedian, actor, director, writer, mid-wife, stool softener, mood elevator, and road kill scraper. He’s dabbled a little in Gynecology (self-taught) but he couldn’t get past the labia.

His music defies common sense and the laws of gravity and thermodynamics. But it IS music, trust me.
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