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Breathe On You

by Fugdale

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A truly viral song. Ever had a cold and were so mad you wanted to infect everyone else with it? That is the subject of this song. Fugdale breathes on you and he's infectious. A comedic, high energy song full of gross lyrics that will leave you feeling sick.

WATCH THE VIDEO (It's more entertainment for your imaginary buck). youtu.be/RaoxxwxKlXA

lyrics

LYRICS:

I've got a cold. I've got the sniffles.
I'm gonna breathe on you and then you'll have it too.
(repeats)

Breathe on you.
I'm gonna breathe on you.
(repeats)
On you.

I've got a fever. I've got a blister.
I've got a pussey sore. I've got a sloppy snore.
I've got a virus. I've got a skin rash.
I've got some crusty scabs. I've got a crotch of crabs.
I've got pneumonia. Encephalitis.
I've got a scathing itch. I've got a violent twitch.
I feel like puking. I am contagious.
I'm gonna smear some snot around your favorite spot.

I'm gonna breathe on you. I'm gonna cough on you.
I'm gonna sneeze on you. I'm gonna spit on you.
I'm gonna lick your face. I'm gonna touch your eye.
I'm gonna lougie on your slice of key lime pie.
I'm gonna pick my nose and wipe it on your couch.
I'm gonna splatter sweat right in your open mouth.
I'm gonna use your brush to fight my dental plaque.
I'm gonna use your floss, then I'll rewind it back.
I'm gonna stain your shirt to stop my bloody nose.
I'm gonna blow a load on your fresh laundry clothes.
I'm gonna share your glass. I'm gonna pop a zit.
I'm gonna wipe my ass with your new oven mitt.

I'm gonna breathe on you.
I'm gonna breathe on you.
(repeats)

And you're gonna get sick.
You're gonna get sick.
(repeats)

And you'll cough all over the floor.
And you'll vomit.
And your lungs will burst.
And you'll explode with diarrhea.

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released May 26, 2012
Music, Lyrics, Vocals, Artwork by Fugdale

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Fugdale Seattle, Washington

Andy P. Fugdale is a musician, entertainer, comedian, actor, director, writer, mid-wife, stool softener, mood elevator, and road kill scraper. He’s dabbled a little in Gynecology (self-taught) but he couldn’t get past the labia.

His music defies common sense and the laws of gravity and thermodynamics. But it IS music, trust me.
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